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Description: Need contractions? We're here for you. When you don't have enough time to say "it is what it is."

Description: When it takes too long to say "it is what it is," we're here for you.

Description: Sometimes, when grappling with a big idea, we need to put on our writer's hat. Now, you can too! Artwork by Matt Dyson-Bird.

Description: Don't forget - for any undercover assignment tracking intergalactic criminals and bringing them to justice - stick to the accepted etiquette of beheadings on Wednesdays!

Description: For a limited time - Mission Log Patreon merchandise is available on TeePublic!

Description: Were you there? Show your First Contact Day pride!

Description: It's the spinoff podcast you didn't know you needed. Join John and Norm for food debate and discussion, each week on Dishin'!

Description: Make sure your travel plans include fabulous Farpoint Station! "Nothing to hide, of course!"

Description: Can Nova Squadron pull off The Kolvoord Starburst?

Description: Dytallix Mining Company (distressed variation)